TESTIMONIALS
"My cat loves Rosy's Kitty Grass! She pokes her head in all my shopping bags when I come home from the store until she finds what she's looking for-her Kitty Grass!"
My cat used to devour my houseplants until I gave her Rosy's Kitty Grass.
My cat loves Rosy's Kitty Grass, but she insists on me hand feeding her each blade. When I stop for a moment or if I get distracted, she paws at my hand for more.
My guinea pig loves having a treat of Rosy's Kitty Grass. He slurps each blade of grass one at a time.
My cats don't go outside so I keep a pot of Rosy's Kitty Grass by their food dish. The first thing they do in the morning is have a nibble on their grass.
We don't have a lawn in our tiny backyard, so I keep a pot of Rosy's Kitty Grass on my back porch for my dog. She loves it!
My cat was always coughing and throwing up hairballs. Since I've been feeding him Rosy's Kitty Grass, he rarely has a problem with them any more.
My name is Rhiannon and my baby boy, Harley J. Pants, just LOVES your grass! I've been growing Pants his own grass for a few months now and he just loves it! He eagerly watches it grow and is so gentle with it while it's newly sprouted, like he knows it's not ready yet. It's the cutest thing! He's an indoor kitty and your grass is one of his greatest joys.
(See Harley's commentary at the end of this page.)
And now, lets hear from the Pets themselves:
"When I first saw the Kitty Grass carton on the carpet, of course I was curious. I couldn't believe my good fortune when I buried my nose deep in the blades of grass! It's the most tender part of the grass I love, the part that's closest to the dirt!"
-Dorian
"We never really like to share, but when we both went up to the Kitty Grass at the same time, I actually didn't mind that Skeggie was there too. I just couldn't pull myself away to be hassled with it!"
-Michi
"I know that as my new life begins as one of the cutest little kitties you'll ever see that there will be so many really cool things to encounter and explore, but I have to tell you, the Rosy's Catnip Toy was a treat beyond anything I could have imagined! It brought out the wild child in me!"
-Freud
"I knew that when I first nibbled on the Rosy's Kitty Grass that it was something that would do me good; and you know that I have a very good head on my shoulders!"
-Coco
"Ok, so I see that you are wondering why I'm not eating the Kitty Grass. I was until someone holding something curious was kneeling beside me; I had to check it out. Oh, but I was devouring the Kitty Grass before this all happened. Just check out the broken blades of grass in my picture."
-Sam
"Oh, yes, my dear, it can be a long and anxiety-filled time waiting at the shelter for that right person to finally see that I'm the one for them. But little pleasures go a long way, and my container of Kitty Grass was such a break from the tediousness of all that waiting."
-Shelter Kitty Kelly
"We're cute, we're precious, and we can be full of mischief when we get together. We really play hard, and we love our Kitty Grass break!"
-Tailfeather and Lambchop
"You are wondering why I'm so beautiful? Why my eyes are extra bright and my coat is luxuriously long, smooth, shiny and healthy? I wouldn't have it any other way. That's why I routinely take my Kitty Grass breaks everyday."
-Tasha
"Ok, cats, cats, cats! Haven't I heard enough of them! Well, I'm here to tell you that I, a plump, bright-eyed and well-preened guinea pig loves Kitty Grass too! Gimme more!"
-Oliver
"So Freud thinks he's got the handle on being a wild child? He doesn't know the half of it. Just watch me. I can run circles around anyone when I play with my Rosy's Catnip toy!!"
-Ludwig
"My mom human is so sweet. I really love her and can't wait to spend time in her lap. But when she puts down the Kitty Grass, I have to take a break from cuddling to satisfy my green craving! I just gotta say 'thanks mom' for getting me such high quality snacks!"
-Cody
"Hi. My name's Ella and I'm writing in to give my testimonial! It's the Rosy's Catnip exercise. Ready? Here's how it goes: grab the Rosy's Catnip toy in one paw and flip it high into the air. As it comes down stand up on your hind legs and swat it to the floor. Then keep your eyes fixed intently on it while crouching down low. It's probably a good idea to wiggle your tail end a little, too, as this adds momentum to the next step, which is, LEAP HIGH and pounce right down onto the toy, grab it with all claws pressed deeply into it, bring it up to your nose and inhale deeply a few times. Let the intoxicating aroma waft through your brain and then kick it! Kick hard and bite! Whew! That is quite a workout. I'm hungry now. Where's the food..."
-Ella
"I'm with Oliver. Rosy's Kitty Grass is not only for cats. I need my greens, too. It adds color to my cage and I kinda feel like I'm outdoors when I can walk right up to it and chomp away. I think it makes my feathers look down-right perky! They don't call me 'Foxy' for nothing!"
-Foxy Elizabeth
"I have expensive taste, I mean, look at my name! But one of my favorite things is so affordable and that's Rosy's Kitty Grass! You'll never find me getting finicky when it comes to that!"
-Truffle
"I'm weewy, weewy a pooty girl, (hee-hee!) and to keep the curl in my ears, the green in my eyes, my whiskers long, and my pantaloonies full and fluffy, I munch on Rosy's Kitty Grass! I go c-r-a-z-y for Rosy's catnip toy, too! I have two photos here (my mom's the webmaster) and in one I'm munching on the Kitty Grass. You can see it gets my full attention! I'm also a model. Can you tell?"
-Annie Marie
"They call me BK, short for Big Kitty. But there's nothing short about me. I grow big and stay healthy with Rosy's Kitty Grass, and I stay happy with Rosy's catnip toy!"
-BK
"We're two lovely 'keets,
Who love our treats.
Rosy's long green grass
brings out our sass!"
-Two Lovely Birds
"People like to bury their face in my warm, soft fur. I love to bury my face in the long, green grass from Rosy's!"
-Bunny Love
Chincilla chomping,
Chincilla romping,
in Rosy's sweet, green grass.
Chincilla stopping,
to make a heart-wish,
"Never let this moment pass!"
-Chincilla
"Dignified at all times, you'll never see me at nothing but my best. I'm straight-laced and intelligent, a gentleman at all times. I saunter over to the Rosy's Kitty Grass at my leisure, but ...yesterday I got excited and tripped a bit on my way there. You'd never know it though, because I'm so good at covering it up by immediately pretending to lick an itch on my back. (No, my back didn't really itch...)
I've got my pride!"
-Pepper
"When I bury my nose in sweet, green Rosy grass I have visions of balls and bones, bugs and toys hidden in long, lush grasses on rolling hills under the warm sunshine. Ah, what a nice day-dream! And it's all because of Rosy! (Did I mention she is my friend?)"
-Camille-Marie
“Two and six row barley
Used for beer but hardly
The name I would take,
Because mine, being Harley
And my color of copper,
Is more like the vines
That makes up the wine
That the autumn has to offer.
Ok, get it?
Good.
Back to licking, kicking and sniffing
my Rosy's catnip toy.
Don’t bother me;
I’m busy.”
-Harley
The pets portrayed here give thanks to the Webmistress for verbalizing their sentiments and for the clever poems. |
